Me trying to justify my ridiculous crush on Jon Snow to my husband:
ME: So, I told them that my crush on Jon Snow was made exponentially more intense because he reminds me of you. (smiles unconvincingly) I mean, if there was ever a character that was like you, it would for real be Jon Snow.
HUSBAND: (eyeing me suspiciously) If I’m Jon Snow, are you Ygritte?
ME:(being thoughtful) Erm…not likely. I don’t fancy myself North of the Wall. I’m Dany.
(He laughs outright.)
ME: (scoffing in offense) Hear me out. She’s got a strong sense of justice, but not necessarily right and wrong. Totally me. She’ll do whatever is necessary to get where she needs to go. (Points to self) And…
HUSBAND: She’s got a dragon.
ME: (eyes widen) She’s got a dragon. (Pauses, thinks about Dragon babies) Plus, she’s hot.
(Husband questions, not for the first time in our marriage, why he puts up with me.)